Many times we think that things in the Christian Church cannot
sink any lower, then along comes a story that proves us wrong.
This is one of them.
The Ledger, a newspaper in Florida has a
story about two Christian women who've opened up a health club
that features Pole Dancing. Yes, this is the very same 'pole
dancing' made famous in strip clubs. Said one of these Christian
women:
"We wanted to take the stigma off it. We don't do any exotic
at all; we're not into that. We're two Christian
women. It's not about nudity; it's about getting
your body to the place you want to be and not being judged."
Here is the link to the Ledger Story.
With the way things are going in the church it is now just a
matter of time before some innovative pastor finds a way to weave
pole-dancing into church. These women have already taken the first
step. Below is a satirical story we've written that we are certain
will become reality within the next few years.
Abundant
Life Fellowship, the church that bills itself as the church
where you can "Experience God's Perfect Plan For Your Life, Today"
is proudly reporting that 66 people gave their hearts to Jesus
during the first performance of their new "Pole Dancing Ministry".
Several on-line discernment ministries have spoken out against
the event saying that it is "inappropriate for churches to use
pole dancing for evangelism."
Pole dancing which is a popular form of entertainment in strip
clubs has been working its way into the main stream over the last
several years with several
companies and health clubs offering it as a way for women to
shape and tone their bodies.
Pastor Steven Ignoble of Abundant Life Fellowship defends his
decision to use pole dancing for reaching the un-churched. Said
Ignoble:
"There were 66 people who came to Jesus because of this
outreach event! God is the one who made the female body and I am
sure that God has no problem with these women using their bodies
to spread the gospel. Plus our ladies never take all of their
clothes off so this is way different than what happens in a
strip club. Yes, it is true that Satan has been using Pole
Dancing for decades as a way to snare men into sinning. But,
that is precisely why the church should be rejoicing about the
fact that we've taken pole dancing away from the enemy and are
using it to advance God's Kingdom. While those 'discernment'
ministries are attacking us and ripping our methods...Heaven is
rejoicing in the victory of 66 people having their names written
in the Book of Life!!!"
Pastor Ignoble also plans to incorporate this new ministry into
the regular Sunday morning praise and worship services by setting
up two poles on opposite sides of the stage for these ladies
praise the Lord with.
Posted by: Steve R | August 30, 2007 at 02:59 PM
THIS MAKES WE WANT TO VOMIT....and I am no prude because in my own "hell's bells" days this type of behavior seemed normal. The fact that these women "are Christians" may bring this very sensual idea to the next "ladies meeting".
I'm telling you there has been a lustfilled spirit released upon the body of CHrist. Rob Bell and his SEX GOD book...Juanita Bynum /Bishop Weeks with their "name your wife's fav. body part" game show..the erotica church in the UK sson to come to the USA I'm sure...and now Pole dancers for Jesus.....
COME FOR US LORD.....THE PLANET IS A MESS!!
Posted by: T.J. | August 30, 2007 at 03:08 PM
Really? Isn't it funny that that quote comes directly after the following?
"But law-enforcement officials--as well as would-be voyeurs--can relax: Nudity is not an element of the weekly classes, which are private and only open to women.
"'We've had men who wanted to come and watch,' Moore said. 'I've told them, "You can't afford it."'"
Okay, so if it's not erotic, why can't men come and watch? Aren't we trying to "remove the stigma" here? Hmmm?
And furthermore, "You can't afford it"? Um, that's hooker talk. Ladies don't talk like that.
And then there's this gem: "'I find myself walking around in the kitchen sexy,' Walker said, noting the activity's effects. 'I don't care what you look like, when you do this you feel it. You get into the mood.'"
Nope, not erotic at all. And it can't possibly do anything to your morality:
"'They make it look a lot easier in strip clubs, and I give them a lot more respect for what they do now,' [Montes] said."
And then: "'Everybody dreams to have a pole in their room. It spices up everybody's life.'" Um, either you didn't ask my opinion, or I'm not anybody. Frankly, the last thing I need in my bedroom is something for me to walk into in the middle of the night without my glasses on, or fall off of and break my ankle. Between exersaucers, strollers, and swings, I'm in enough danger as it is.
My final assessment: They can squawk all they want about how there's no sexuality attached to this, but every other word that they say proves that they're LYING.
Posted by: Mrs. Pilgrim | August 30, 2007 at 03:26 PM
I suppose a "church" can hold a seance so long as somebody there "comes to Jesus".
Posted by: Ken J. | August 30, 2007 at 04:08 PM
After all, in Christ, there is neither male nor female.
No?
Then, maybe, both could spread the gospel in this way: line dancing in the spirit?
Posted by: Al | August 30, 2007 at 05:34 PM
your right, I would highly doubt that 66 people came to Christ because of pole dancers. but that story isnt real. it was satire (and pretty accurate satire at that). unless you were being sarcastic and i just didnt get it. if thats the case, sorry about that.
Jon
Posted by: Jonothan | August 30, 2007 at 08:06 PM
Posted by: Julie | August 30, 2007 at 08:10 PM
Truly an abomination!
Posted by: DJackson | August 30, 2007 at 08:20 PM
Posted by: DJackson | August 30, 2007 at 08:56 PM
Ha, okay I get it now. Sorry about that!
But the truth is, how many use something like this and then try to justify it by saying the masses have all come to Jesus and there's no unbelievers left on earth LOL. Your satire was right on.
Posted by: Ken J. | August 31, 2007 at 06:25 AM
T.J.--You need to go ask God to forgive you for all the hate you were spewing. Come on--Gonna become Lesbians?! Is that what you would do if you were with a group of women & "the wine came out" as you said it?! Someone's repressed!
Mrs. Pilgrim --The reason men aren't allowed is because it's not FOR them like stripping in a club is. Female empowerment -- not Jonny Gets His Rocks Off. The description of you bumping into a pole at night painted a "frumpy" picture, so I will assume that's a big part of why you can't identify with women who are confident about their bodies.
Ken J.--Prove it? & here we are talking about a religion based on having "Faith" of God's existence.........not proof. I guess it's only when you're trying to argue something on your side that Faith over Proof is ok.
Al--FYI there are MALE pole dancers(that AREN'T gay). Sometimes, they take private lessons or all male classes. Just depends on the studio & the other participates feelings towards it.
DON'T KNOCK IT TIL YOU'VE TRIED IT!!!!
Posted by: JessilynT | August 31, 2007 at 06:43 AM
"confident about their bodies..." Give me a break! I'm a woman, and I'm plenty "empowered" without this filth.
JessilynT, if you claim to be a Christian, you need to carefully examine your own heart. There are several Biblical principles here that you need to take note of:
1. Women are commanded to dress modestly for a reason. Men are aroused by what they see. Any woman, who through immodest clothing (or sexualized gyrations around a pole) is then a liable party to the commission of adultery of the heart. (1 Timothy 2:9, Matthew 5:28)
2. Christians are commanded to not have even the smallest HINT of sexual immorality among them. This is WAY MORE than a hint. (Ephesians 5:3)
3. A genuine Christian would give up personal freedom, in ANY area, rather than cause another Christian to stumble. (Romans 14:20)
JessilynT, I suggest you visit http://www.needGod.com/ and take the "Good Person Test" to see if you're good enough to make it to Heaven.
Posted by: AnnaJackson | August 31, 2007 at 07:49 AM
Posted by: JessilynT | August 31, 2007 at 08:30 AM
Sexuallity is reserved for the purity of the Christian marriage bed. One husband, one wife. That's it. The end.
JessilynT, I suggest you visit http://www.needGod.com/ and take the "Good Person Test" to see if you're good enough to make it to Heaven.
Posted by: AnnaJackson | August 31, 2007 at 08:44 AM
The above information was gathered from the "A Little Leaven" Ministry. What are your thoughts on this type of activity in the Church?