IF youR Bible kept a Diary

If your Bible kept a diary, I pray yours doesn't look like this one.

January:  A busy time for me.  Most of the family resolved to start reading me every day.  I was busy for the first two weeks, but now I'm just sitting here.

February:  MY owner used me for a few minutes the other day.  He was having an argument with his wife and was checking for references!

March:  Grandpa visited us, and I got to sit on his lap for a full hour as he read me to his grandchildren.

April:  I got to go to church for the first time this year .... on Easter Sunday.

May:  I  have a few stains on my pages; they put some pressed flowers between my pages.

June:  I look like a scrapbook.  They stuffed me fill of clippings. One of the girls got married.

July:  I had a busy day last week.  My owner was appointed as the leader of something, so he laid his hand on me and promised he would do a good job.

August:  they threw me into a suitcase today.  I guess we're going on vacation.

September:  Back home again and finally out of that stuffy old suitcase!

October:  They used me a little bit today.  One of them is sick and I think that the pastor is coming over to pray.

November:  Back on the shelf again with lots of company on top of me, including copies of Sports Illustrated and Reader's Digest.  I wish that I could get read just half as much as they do!

December:  I think they're going to take me to Christmas service at church.

I wonder if our Bibles kept a diary, what they would say about us.